Dysfunctional communication

Raymond (to mum): Why is it they say that people who are wealthy usually have lot of other problems like poor health and such?

Me (interrupting): Then why is it that I am not wealthy and still have so many health problems?!

Mum: Don’t have what… See, you are so well fed and cuddle-ly!!

Me:……

Raymond: Yah! So chubby!

Me: I’m going on a diet!!

Raymond and Mum: You’ve been saying that since the day you’ve been born!